Colonel Panic @rejberg@mastodon.mit.edu

Reporting for duty

**Colonel Panic** · Mar 21, 2018, 01:36

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**Luscious Dick Tacoma** @scearley@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2018, 01:36

One WEIRD trick to get people from going through your medicine cabinet Show more

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Mar 20, 2018, 19:09

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Mar 20, 2018, 19:09

tired: craft espresso
wired: japanese canned coffee
inspired: instant coffee with condensed milk

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 28, 2018, 23:49

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**kɜ:ʳ** @chr@cybre.space · Jan 28, 2018, 23:49

@jorts those aremt pants, they're jeans, jeans from the jeaned hams were having, mmMMmm jeaned hams

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 28, 2018, 20:20

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⚌ @sonicbooming@octodon.social · Jan 28, 2018, 20:20

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 22, 2018, 03:06

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**Will Murphy 🌹** @datatitian@social.coop · Jan 22, 2018, 03:06

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 21, 2018, 16:32

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**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Jan 21, 2018, 16:32

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 08, 2018, 21:30

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 08, 2018, 21:30

An interesting design decision, for sure

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 07, 2018, 18:18

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 07, 2018, 18:18

Crosswalk: Challenge Mode

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 06, 2018, 22:39

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 06, 2018, 22:39

SUCC

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 06, 2018, 15:10

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**acb** @acb@mastodon.social · Jan 06, 2018, 15:10

On the quantification of beauty:

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 05, 2018, 22:46

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**joe di castro** @joedicastro@bsd.network · Jan 05, 2018, 22:46

Matthew Dillon about spectre/meltdown: Show more

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 06, 2018, 03:29

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Jan 06, 2018, 03:29

**Colonel Panic** · Jan 04, 2018, 22:13

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**neville park** @nev@social.coop · Jan 04, 2018, 22:13

ah yes, the two genders

**Colonel Panic** · Dec 30, 2017, 23:29

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**Luscious Dick Tacoma** @scearley@mastodon.social · Dec 30, 2017, 23:29

I wanted everyone to go back to saying "tip" rather than "lifehack" but apparently we should go further Show more

**Colonel Panic** · Dec 30, 2017, 23:15

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**𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚** @videodante@mastodon.social · Dec 30, 2017, 23:15

as malls fall into disrepair we should revive them as sick Hangout Spots like in high school but this time with the added stench of dying capitalism

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 27, 2017, 23:23

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 27, 2017, 23:23

I think everyone has an opinion on the hot-dog/sandwich debate at this point, but here's one for ya:

Is a poptart a ravioli?

**Colonel Panic** · Dec 21, 2017, 00:53

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**Dmitri Sotnikov ⚛️** @yogthos@mastodon.social · Dec 21, 2017, 00:53

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 16, 2017, 09:45

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 16, 2017, 09:45

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 11, 2017, 22:00

**Colonel Panic** @rejberg · Dec 11, 2017, 22:00

haskell: well?
me: the types.... they are Too Strong. Too Powerful.

**Colonel Panic** · Nov 17, 2017, 22:37

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**viscous nuisance** @tom@slime.global · Nov 17, 2017, 22:37

mastodon developers came to my house and federated my fridge