@eq @gdkar @garbados Not to be confused with corpsesona.

@shoutcacophony @gdkar BIZKIN

@garbados @gdkar LIMP BIZKIN

@shoutcacophony @gdkar @garbados Do we have conventions dressed like skyscrapers and office parks? How does this work?!

@c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar a bunch of furries get together in suits and ties and exchange business cards for fake businesses while mumbling about metrics and mergers

@garbados @c25l @gdkar everybody knows about futures trading, but nobody wants to talk about it. occasionally, fights break out

@shoutcacophony @c25l @gdkar see also: the warlock convention where chronomancers trade futures

@garbados @shoutcacophony @gdkar An entirely fictional "networking" event. Everyone is pretending to be something they aren't... it's like a high school reunion?

@garbados @c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar can't help but be reminded of this kids in the hall sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1nHdURKgE

@c25l @gdkar @garbados how dare you insult me. i'm a futuristic theme park, i'll have you know *shakes a ferris wheel at you*

@shoutcacophony @gdkar @garbados