gdkar @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu

... once again, it appears that people... are the problem...

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but maybe people are also the solution?

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idk... 🤷

w-what? ~pointer~ types? ooh, ~no~ officer, i'm just out here chillin' with some, uhhh, long signed integers! 😅

... mmhm wazzat? undefined behavior?? oooh, oh, no,... i mean, iiiiii guess it could be some places, but 'round here folks are generally pretty std::pointer_safety::relaxed. 🤔

listen! can you hear it?

hear the memestorm blowing in from the west?

the furtive rustling in the treetops.

the restless creaking of the old pines.

better throw another log on the fire;

put on water for tea;

huddle up together in a big blanket by the window;

and watch the first flakes just beginning to fall.

Are ✨Your✨ Pants... 👻~Evil~👻????? 😲

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Take 'em off! 👍

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Ooor maybe coat 'em with salt? 🤔

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I dunno. 🤷

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*falls over*

IPS: 'ey! kid! lemme see that ID again.

*flexes card*

*hands back*

yeah. okay funny guy. get out. and don't let me see you trying to come back here or I'm taking your fake id.

IDS: *wafts gently through the air*

*settles floating over your shoulder*

... ho Ho! iiiii 𝒮𝐸𝐸 what you're 𝖉𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 with those ✨ packets! ✨

sneaky sneaky!

🖋 i'm going to 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 in my ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇʙᴏᴏᴋ... 📔

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*whispers*

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ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ

@gdkar Em Oh Eee!

@gdkar this is like the "need my glasses to find my damn glasses" problem only gone fucking unreasonable. 😣

me: oooh nooooo i lost my knife ~agaaaaaaain~ 😭😭😭😭😭

*looks around eveerywhere for it. it is gone..... ~forever~*

me: 😖

me: ...

me: 😣

*retrieves spare identical knife that i purchased last time this happened*

me: 😌

*goes down to the kitchen, now less flustered*

*knife is just sitting on the counter only i didn't notice before because i was all flustered*

me: 🤦

*puts spare knife back in the box*

@gdkar f e l l o w m e a t b a g.

but ~angry~? 🤔

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okay, wait, hold on, better idea.

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what if encryption,.... but ~moderately angry~? 🤔-intensifies

sleep over power over ethernet over powerline

@gdkar i made it better. 😅

"do you bight your thumb at ~us~,.... sir???"

"naw, i was just throwin' half hitches. 🤷 "

@gdkar this wasn't the message i was looking for but honestly it was close enough. 😅

@gdkar uhh, Silent Knight SKE-450 message 3 vs. Rafi bananaphone

i'm not sorry

@gdkar i was gonna make this mashup but iiiii'm two slep to find the right voice evac message. 😣

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ATTENTION, ATTENTION,... THE SIGNAL TONE YOU JUST HEARD INDICATES THE REPORT OF A bananaphone IN THIS BUILDING, AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS MESSAGE PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST STAIRWELL AND LEAVE THE BUILDING, DO NOT USE THE ELEVATOR

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ATTENTION [...]

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding...... Champaign-Urbana PHOOOOOOONE!

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BURNana phone!

@gdkar aaaahhhhh sanitation. 🤔